HOUSTON – When it comes to severe weather, Texans’ response is slightly different from the rest.
While in every other state, grocery stores will limit how many non-perishable items a shopper can stock up on, in the Lone Star State H-E-B will limit brisket to a two per person.
Additionally, shoppers in Texas might actually have better luck finding a case of water because Texans are also stocking up on booze and laughing while they’re at it.
Here are 10 memes that every Texan can relate to right about now:
1. This has been a public service announcement.
2. Only in Texas...
In Texas, brisket is considered part of hurricane preparedness supplies. pic.twitter.com/sV1TLG8ywZ— Bryan (@BBQBryan) August 22, 2020
3. What a deal! 🙃
A man goes to a bar in texas: Can I have a corona and two hurricanes please.— brandon (@Brandonmartine) August 23, 2020
Bartender: That’ll be $20.20.
4. COVID-19 wasn’t torture enough, 2020?
5. We’re ready to move on to 2021.
6. How to measure a hurricane? With Cats!
7. Oh, it’s on!
Just picked up my Hurricane Preparedness Kit pic.twitter.com/vvbA61yvbi— cory 📸 (@coryhtx) August 25, 2020
8. We got it.
*hurricane comes*— Pami’s future husband🙏🏾 (@pamishusband) August 25, 2020