Texas is coping with double hurricanes the best way it knows how — with hilarious memes
Brisket weather meme (KPRC)
HOUSTON – When it comes to severe weather, Texans’ response is slightly different from the rest.
While in every other state, grocery stores will limit how many non-perishable items a shopper can stock up on, in the Lone Star State H-E-B will limit brisket to a two per person.
Additionally, shoppers in Texas might actually have better luck finding a case of water because Texans are also stocking up on booze and laughing while they’re at it.
Here are 10 memes that every Texan can relate to right about now:
1. This has been a public service announcement. 2. Only in Texas...
3. What a deal! 🙃
4. COVID-19 wasn’t torture enough, 2020?
5. We’re ready to move on to 2021.
6. How to measure a hurricane? With Cats!
7. Oh, it’s on!
8. We got it.
9. The low-hanging fruit joke:
10. Last-minute dash to the stores
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