💖Special Valentine’s Day accommodations for those with warrants 🌹

BRAZORIA COUNTY, Texas – Valentine’s Day is coming up and one local constable’s office is using the special date to offer those with warrants special accommodations.

“Do you have an ex-Valentine who might have warrants? Perhaps your baby momma made you mad (again) and you know that she hasn’t checked in with her probation officer lately? Maybe you want a weekend away from your Valentine to go see your side Valentine? the Brazoria County Pct. 4 Constable’s Office posted on Facebook. The post also included, “Give us a call to take advantage of this amazing offer! With the Wednesday Night Special, your loved one will receive a fun ride in a fancy car (with lights!), a three-night stay in our luxurious accommodations, a lovely Valentine’s Day Dinner, and a fancy set of bracelets!”

The constable’s office even offered to sweeten up the deal if there are two with warrants.

“If you both have warrants, come visit us together and we might set up a romantic candlelight Valentine’s Dinner for two,” they said.

The constable’s office said citizens can submit tips through Brazoria County Crimestoppers. Tipsters can remain anonymous. You can submit a tip here or call the constable’s office at 979-345-2115 or Crimestoppers at 1-800-460-2222.