Daily Craig: What if ???

HOUSTON – Aside from people still ranting about the big election, I  keep hearing people ranting about the NF-HELL. Who knew there might be trouble ahead? 

Concussions aside, the game has become predictable for some and trouble for others. Guys on bad teams are getting suspended for USING BANNED SUBSTANCES. Why? Your team stinks so fit in.

THE RADIO Dudes keep telling me there are only 3 or 4 decent teams and they refer to the rest as "Parity".  Parity is a word sports types would never use until some guy told them it meant all the teams are the same.

It's similar to when you hear a broadcaster say "HE'S AS GOOD AS ANYONE OUT THERE".  OK. That means they are all the same. You know "parity". So here is my thought. WHAT IF THEY GAVE A SUPER BOWL AND NO ONE CAME? Houston is all dressed up and the big dollar celebs take a pass because they just don't want to see CINCINNATI and THE RAMS. Here's how the city gets around the lackluster match up that could very well happen. THROW THE PRE GAME PARTIES and then let ordinary fans go to the big shots private functions. Since most of us know the game is "just a game" so what the fun is really all about has nothing to do with first downs and kick returns.

Houston, We party hardy and every dude and dudette who's been here knows it. Why mess it up with 3 and half hours of "PARITY". Take one letter out and it spells PARTY.  And to top it off you don't waste time and money looking for TICKETS. There aren't any.