James Harden’s restaurant, Thirteen, gets roasted by the internet

Houston Rockets' James Harden (13) reacts after being called for an offensive foul against the Los Angeles Lakers during the first half of an NBA conference semifinal playoff basketball game Thursday, Sept. 10, 2020, in Lake Buena Vista, Fla. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill) (Mark J. Terrill, Copyright 2020 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.)

HOUSTON – James Harden may not be with the Houston Rockets anymore, but that hasn’t stopped fans from roasting his restaurant “Thirteen” on the internet.

The restaurant is still on track to open its doors on Jan. 22, but somehow fans were able to leave “one-star” reviews for the restaurant even before the grand opening.

A Google search has the restaurant listed on the map, but no reviews or photos were listed.

Screenshots were taken by multiple websites that showed the roast by internet users.

Here are some of the best roasts by fans that we’ve found:

More reviews from screenshots posted by Barstool Sports:

“I brought a very attractive young lady for a date and the owner started throwing dollar bills at her. When I asked him to stop, he said ‘swag’ with an eye roll and left to open a pizzeria.”

“Toxic owner, food just never comes out finished, definitely a choking hazard, owner walked out on the chefs he brought in himself, wouldn’t touch this place within a 4 mile radius.”

Do you have plans to visit Harden’s restaurant now that he’s off to Brooklyn? Tell us in the comments below.

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