Have you noticed the day the TEXANS fly to New England is Friday the 13th? As if omens weren't bad enough. My sources at THE TEXANS TRAINING FACILITY saw 13 black cats walking across Kirby. A broken mirror was in the street and 12 guys from the DEFENSE walked under a ladder. Garlic is hung on the wet room door. No player is allowed to step on a sidewalk crack. Spilled salt is a no-no in the team cafeteria.
It's on. Just because they are expected to lose by more than 2 touchdowns doesn't mean they won't try their best.
I know the game plan has been specially planned. It will be designed to fool the Pats. Let's take a peek.
The Houston's will open with a pass in the flat to a tight end. They will insist Lamar Miller run off tackle no matter what. If you enjoy 3rd and 7's these guys are for you. I bet the kicker comes into play. His cousin in Phoenix is married to a buddy of mine. His inside info tells me the Novak kid is up for at least 5 or 6 TRIES. Talk to Shane Lechler about Saturday's game. He has been doing extra workouts because he knows he'll be on the field longer than the running backs. He is ready. So is Coach Billy. Billy is what the Belichick dude calls the Texans coach. Billy has been practicing looking stunned. The cameras will pick up on that. Belichick will have his playoff pencil behind his ear, his ragged looking hoodie all set for the impending slaughter.
I DON'T want to appear less than enthused over what might happen. I can tell one thing. THE TEXANS will be home for the Super Bowl.