This is the keg you never expected: Five liters of Hidden Valley Ranch


HOUSTON – If your bottle of ranch dressing continues to empty too quickly, there’s a new option: a $50 Hidden Valley Ranch keg that holds up to five liters of the beloved dressing.

The keg is available for pre-ordering, and will ship, according to the website Flavor Gallery, on December 11. 

The 9.7-inch keg is lined with a coating that keeps the ranch fresh according to FDA regulations, according to the listing. 

The $50 purchase comes with a year supply of the ranch. 


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