First and foremost on this Thursday I want to give a huge HAPPY to my granddaughter. She is 8 and currently the top recruit in 2nd grade to be pitching for the U. OF GEORGIA softball team. I believe her mom and dad will accept a full scholarship when it is offered.
Now that we have that solved, as Bryant Grumble would say, "Let's move on.".
Have you noticed we are edging closer to hating the Ruskies again? They can't build decent cars and their telephones are horrible but they sure can HACK. They are Hackers. The news says those guys might screw up our NOVEMBER ELECTION. Yea, as if we haven't already done that.
The Russians even looked at Simone Biles medicine. They messed with Hillary's emails and I am pretty sure they corrected the "C" I got in French in college. My transcript now reads "whaaaaaat?". If it is cool to be dubious of Russians I say we are back to the good old days. I am told even old baseball fans are concerned. What if former Cubs pitcher Warren Hacker was really a KREMLIN PLANT. What if another Cub, Stan Hack or even one more, Hack Wilson was involved?
I am old school. I believe Hackers are people with bad coughs. My dad was a Hacker, I just never realized he was so advanced in the early years. Should the COOGS LOSE TONIGHT I am blaming it on the Russians. After all they are in Cincinnati, the HOME OF THE REDS.