It is yet to be released but I am told THE DONALD will select Mel Kyper Jr. as his VP pick. According to a TRUMP INSIDER, Kyper has the kind of rapid fire speaking style that would be in sharp contrast to the current vice president. It will also be a positive for some who back Ted Cruz as if Kyper removes his glasses he looks a bit like the Senator from Texas. Kyper is in his 33rd year as the Draft mouth of ESPN. He runs a 9.9 40, has no vertical leap, but is said to know inside facts about a quarterback from North Korea that got THE DONALD'S attention.
In last nights draft Kyper came close to clocking Chuckie when they were sparring about drafting running backs in the first round and that sort of toughness is what the man in the 2nd seat has to have. We have no record of Kyper attending college but he claims to have visited several and that was good news to Trump insiders.
Another positive sign in the broadcast was the booing of THE COMMISH as he made his grand entrance 31 times. He smiled throughout as if to say. "I made 38 million bucks last year. As if I care if you boo me". The Texans pick was expected in that they took Will Fuller of Notre Dame. He becomes the 2nd guy with that name to play pro ball in town. William Fuller, the older, played for the Oilers. I say the pick was predictable because the guy they really wanted was taken earlier, Baylor WR Corey Coleman. I gotta see if Mel shows up on the Trump bus this afternoon. He could explain who Mel Kyper Sr. is.