He said: "I am deeply disturbed by this card's high fees combined with its appeal to financially unsophisticated young adults."
The only winner was Blumenthal, who managed to slam both the Kardashians and the 250 dimwits who got a card in the first place.
In the end, the Kardashians sued the credit card company in an effort to distance themselves from this horrid idea.
No. 1: Hulk Hogan's Pastamania!
In 1995, Hulk Hogan (real name Terry Bollea) foresaw an age where former wrestlers could offer more to the world than ripping off their shirts and making crazy eyes at TV cameras. A few years later Jesse Ventura would take on the world of politics, but before that, Hogan tried to change humanity via pasta.
After leaving the world of wrestling, Hogan opened a restaurant inside the Mall of America called Pastamania! It featured such palate-ticklers as Hulk-U's and Hulkaroo's.
Unfortunately, there wasn't enough belief in Hulk's vision (Philistines!), so Pastamania! closed its doors within just a year of opening.
It's too bad all this transpired almost 20 years ago. Given his penchant for reality television, he could have asked Gordon Ramsey to help him out and he would have been on another show.