If 61 year-old Fredrick Denney ever makes it back to Oregon, he'll have quite the story for the fellas down at the local watering hole. For reasons not yet reported, cops in North Carolina say Denney barricaded himself inside a hotel, threatened to shoot officers, and demanded pizza and to marry Paris Hilton. From what I've read, he never got the pie nor the hotel heiress. What he did get was pepper-sprayed, a trip to the joint, and criminal charges. Click here to read more.