HOUSTON -

An encouraging, revealing, and fascinating new study finds women don’t like beards.

In honor of that money well-spent, I’ve tracked down a website dedicated to the most famous beards of all time. I knew it was legit as soon as I saw Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard on the list. Click here to see the rest.

If I can find it, I’ll post a picture of me when I had a beard ten years ago. Of course, I’ve also rocked the goatee, the soul patch, and the ‘stache over the years. But they’re not allowed on TV.