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Ready for another Total Notstop Action wrestling pay-per-view? Kurt Angle wasn't. Instead of preparing for his main event match, he got arrested for stalking his estranged girlfriend instead. What a dope! Anyway, it's "Hard Justice" -- and here's what I thought should happene, followed by what really happened:

Steel Asylum Match: Consequences Creed vs. Suicide vs. Chris Sabin vs. Amazing Red vs. Alex Shelley vs. Black Machismo vs. Daniels
What Should Happen: This is a contest where the 6-sided ring is covered with a dome. The first guy who escapes through a hole at the top of the dome wins, and gets an X-Division title shot. Who should get that? Amazing Red. Why? I like his name. Sounds like a stick of gum.

What Will Happen: Daniels will escape first.

What Did Happen: Daniels was the winna.

Question To Ponder: Why isn't this the main event?

TNA Women's Championship Match: Angelina Love (c) vs. ODB
What Should Happen: It's beauty versus the beast, and the ODB beast I like the least. She's corny, and not funny. Please don't put the belt on her!

What Will Happen: ODB will take it, upsetting the heel, Love.

What Did Happen: ODB, as I predicted, won the match.

Question To Ponder: Where's Awesome? There's nothing wrong with a Kong.

New Japan Tag Team Championship Match: The British Invasion (c) vs. Robert Roode and James Storm
What Should Happen: I guess I don’t get why these belts are contested on TNA. I mean, who cares who the New Japan champions are?! I don't! With that being said, the heelish Brits should be able to retain this odd title. They're far more interesting than Beer Money.

What Will Happen: TBI retain their belts over Beer Money.

What Did Happen: TBI pinned the brew crew to keep their belts.

Question To Ponder: How about some Japanese wrestlers in this match? I hear they're good!

TNA Tag Team Championship Match: Booker T and Scott Steiner (c) vs. Team 3D
What Should Happen: So much for young talent getting in the TNA tag team mix. But I do love Steiner, for all the wrong reasons. He's a steroid freak show who can't wrestle a lick, but he's still highly entertaining. Don't know why. That's why his team should retain the gold.

What Will Happen: T and P get the vic-to-ree.

What Did Happen: Mr. T and Poppa kept their belts with a win.

Question To Ponder: Is Team 3D more entertaining as heels or babyfaces?

Legends Championship Match: Mick Foley (c) vs. Kevin Nash
What Should Happen: Dinosaurs on parade! Roar! Who should win? Bore! Oh, uh, let's give it to St. Mick, who can do no wrong.

What Will Happen: Foley will give old Sexy a little Mr. Socko, and will win.

What Did Happen: Nash took it, pinning Foley.

Question To Ponder: Is the total age of the combatants in this match under or over 90?

X-Divison Championship Match: Homicide (c) vs. Samoa Joe
What Should Happen: It wouldn't be a bad idea of Joe won this title again. If he can get it around his waist. That was a cheap shot, but that's what I bring to the table.

What Will Happen: Samoa Joe will win.

What Did Happen: Joe won by submission, capturing the X-title.

Question To Ponder: Why are heavyweights ruling the X-Division?

TNA World Championship Match: Kurt Angle (c) vs. Sting vs. Matt Morgan
What Should Happen: Why am I paying to see Matt Morgan in the main event? I applaud mixing in new talent to the top tier, but it should have been A.J. Styles in this 3-way. That being said, I can't see Sting or Morgan as the top dog. Is TNA afraid to push Styles as champ?

What Will Happen: Angle wins in the lock of the night.

What Did Happen: One day after being arrested in real life, Angle won the match. A lock -- because TNA loves 'em.

Question To Ponder: Wouldn't a long-term Angle-Styles championship feud be great?

That' ll do it. One wrong tonight, kiddos. Once again, if you want to know how these shows will go, there's only one column you can trust. This one.

That' s it!!

Class is -- dismissed!!!

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